The Curse of La Croix!

Today we start off with a photo shoot with possibly the most terribly dressed gentleman that I've ever seen whom is my dear friend Devin, and the Christmas tree sweater advocate who shall remain nameless so no unwanted attention will be drawn him. I want all of my readers(which I'm sure there are many) to have their eyes opened to a growing phenomenon that is engulfing the hipster world; and of course Devin is no exception. That phenomenon that I speak of is of course ironic outfits at your Pabst themed party! As courtesy to everyone I'm going to dissect this photograph so it can be known how NOT to dress.
For issue number one we will talk about Devin's exposed midriff, which while super manly it sends the wrong message to those trying to make intelligent conversation with him. Or perhaps its the Santa vest? Whichever it may be I am appalled that as a friend I let him wear this. Nonetheless his positioning of his shirt so highly above those "pants" kind of reminds me of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.
Onward to my second topic of discussion we will examine Devin's choice in booty shorts. Personally I feel that he chose these in order to perform some sort of mating call to equally ironically dressed females by making his bulge known to all. Unfortunately for him I think this backfired because the common reaction to his attire was that of fear when the unsuspecting conversee accidentally caught a glimpse of his protruding scrotum.

The point of this post was to shed light onto the fashion world of Ternus L. Ternus which is predicted to be huge in Sweden for 2013.