Hooters, Anime, and Guns

As the title may suggest these are the three things that Devin cannot live without.

A little known fact that may interest a few and bore many is that Devin was actually born holding a hooters chicken wing in one hand and a small revolver in the other.

When he was about 4 his interest in fine literature began when he picked up a comic about DBZ; since then he has constantly made important life decisions based on what he has learned from his studies of anime characters.

This fine weapon pictured is none other than a Czech made semi-auto Ak-47 which Devin purchased from some interesting looking characters on Webberville. He has since been teaching himself military maneuvers and the art of self defense in preparation for the zombie apocalypse which he is certain is bound to happen anytime soon.

Off topic from Devin for a moment for a little bit of a personal note to my readers. (If there are any) I fully plan to continue this blog forever or at least until Devin's "Zombie Apocalypse" which could be anything from real flesh eating freaks or just Sarah Palin getting elected. But while I do plan to continue it I just want everyone to know how hard it is to write this with Devin constantly peering over my shoulder and blaring this shit:


Until next time, this is Devin's greatest critic checking out.

Moustache Ride

Dddddddd-bag! What a wonderfully handsome pose just waiting for some hecklery. Seriously can this guy get any hipper? This picture says it all!
1) I'm cool cause I ride a bike and it has no brakes.
2) I'm super urban cause I have over-sized backpack for various forms of cargo.
3) I'm too cool for finger tips on my gloves because that makes popping the top on my PBR waaaay too hard.


Someone get this gentlemen a greyhound and a pack of parliaments quick!

P.S.

Guess which one is my man!

Big Booty Bitches

To satisfy his crippling addiction to Whataburger I had to drive this guy there in the middle of the night, way to USE your friends dude. Also in recent news I have decided to become this sexy beasts roommate to gather even more dirt on him for the blog!

hipster indians

In case you were wondering they do exist..

This Bores Me

The infamous Ternus has been reclusive, mysterious, and boring as of late. Doesn't he know its hard to blog about someone when they don't do shit(except when it comes to shit-balling). The only thing he has shown interest in lately is this fucking retarded picture....

Pizza Hut

So in addition to being his normal badass self, Devin has taken up a new hobby; art. All of his stuff is done on recycled pizza boxes which brings out his true Portland hippie colors(PUN). The shits actually pretty cool so there isn't too much that I can rip on. On the other hand I just wanted everyone to know that even a Pooper is more handsome than a Ternus.

Devin's Pussy Retrieval: Unsuccessful.

Like any gentleman would Matt drove to Waco to bring Devin his cat; Mr. Fluffs. Four hours later and a bloody hand we still have no pussy.

NERD ALERT! Of course I wasn't invited but this handsome gentleman was trying to pick a fight with everyone last night, luckily the fellow on the right was there to intervene. I'm not sitting in the back seat tomorrow devin.

Devin Ternus

I love him so much that I've created a blog about him. Our love is none other, our souls connect on a plane that is other worldly. Because of this I'm going to document everything that he does.